A quirky witty wee gift book for the smallest room in the hoose ! It will make you smile and titter as you plonk yer bahookie doon oan the … erm … lavvy. While away some time when you’re locked away from the world, enjoying your peace and quiet. Written in broad Scots, it’s chock a block full o’ hilarious pick up/put doon wee stories, jokes, poems, quizzes an’ puzzles and it will appeal to a broad range of cludgie readers.