'Fuctifano' . . . . as in "Who broke yer Maw's fancy china vase?", Fuctifano. meaning Fuck'd if I know.
Weegie patter at it's finest, yer mug is hand-printed by 'Gie it Laldy' in their Glasgow based studio and gift shop.
It’s a strong and sturdy 11oz ceramic mug, measuring 92mm high by 80mm diameter and is no safe to fire into the dishwasher. Dae it yersel and keep it nice.